Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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