we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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