these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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