let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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