You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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