idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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