Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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