What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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