I cockslap morals
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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