I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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