So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
