You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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