just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
