White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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