Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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