the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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