Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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