Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
