when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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