Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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