Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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