dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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