I hope mine doesn't look like that
never play flip cup with pint glasses
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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