I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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