I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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