Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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