did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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