I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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