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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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