The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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