Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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