Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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