she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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