Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't deserve a penis
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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