quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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