You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
worst night to have a conscience
He felt like a one man threesome
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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