the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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