they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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