My nipple is on Facebook.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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