Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
