one might say we're banned from that church
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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