There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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