Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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