If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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