I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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