My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
