She's JV to your varsity
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
two words...techno handjob
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have post one night stand depression
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