I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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