Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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