I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Still dying that you shit outside
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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